The other night I woke up in the early hours of the morning to a scratching sound on the floor.
“oh no!” I thought to myself instantly.
“We have rats again!”.
We have had a bit of a problem with rats outside over the years, but never in the house. Those little creatures get me into a bit of a cold sweat, I know they are probably more scared of me then I am of them, but the freak me out!
I try to nudge my husband awake, gently at first, but he is one deep sleeper, and I am starting to get a bit worried that these turbo rats are going to try to jump into bed with us, so I start nudging him a bit harder.
I give him a big push, or more of a hit, then I hear a blood curdling scream, and he instantly sits up in bed, clutching to his man hood and groaning.
It seems I misplaced my hit, and when I thought I was getting his leg, I did not see in the dark that he was laying on his side, not his back, and I had accidentally hit my husband, in the nuts, hard.
Well, I decide to leave him be, to groan in peace, and put on my brave face to find out how many monster rats are on our bedroom floor.
I creep, tentatively towards to bedroom door, I crouch down, prepared to jump at any moment the killer rats strike…………. then I see the cause of the noise.
The fan was making a giant drawing the kids had done for me move around in the breeze, and the sound of the paper rubbing against the floor was making a scratching sound.
So it turns out that I hit my husband in the balls, all in the name of a piece of paper!
Sorry hubby!
Alicia's Little Moments 
Lol, your poor hubby. One night I had a dream that a spider was on the ceiling and was letting itself down on a long web, as they do. I tried to jump off the bed, over the top of my husband, in fright, except as I wasn’t actually awake I totally misjudged where he was and landed right on top of him. He wasn’t impressed.
ha ha! that would have been hilarious to see, but not hilarious for your husband to have happen to him in the middle of the night! LOL!